Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)
I read that in a sarcastic voice
why is this so funny?
fun with homophones
I NEED ALL THE FIC ABOUT PETER PAYING EXTRA ON THE BLACK MARKET FOR JUNK FOOD SMUGGLED FROM EARTH AND THEN STUFFING HIS FACE WITH CHEESE-FLAVORED NACHOS WHILE MOANING PORNOGRAPHICALLY, THUS INCITING THE REST OF THE CREW TO TRY IT OUT, TOO, BECAUSE SURELY IT CAN’T BE THAT GOOD?
BUT IT CAN
AND SLOWLY EVERY SINGLE GUARDIAN OF THE GALAXY BECOMES ADDICTED TO EARTH SNACKS
OH, AND DRAX’S SPECIAL WEAKNESS IS TOOTSIE ROLLS
this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student who couldn’t stop flipping out long enough to prioritize. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:
i wanna know the story behind this
WHAT ANIME IS THIS?!
140823 - Jaejoong: The Return of the King in Beijing
- *There are more pics on JYJ3.*
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Oi big sexy woman!
reasons why we love Twelve
no but he looks like he’s rapping oh my goodness
- date the kind of people who will still respect you when you no longer love them
- date the kind of people who will still respect you when they no longer love you
- do not waste your emotional capacities on people whose respect for you is conditional