thebuttblr:

nonomella:

strawberrytop007:

hyperwolf:

livelife-havefun-partyhard:

Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…

“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

oh my god he’s so into it

funny as fuck

egobus:

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me as a teacher tbh

nerdsandgamersftw:

Wolverine had a great Easter this year. [x]

Cosplay by Lonstermash | Photography by York in a Box

pchoop:

breaks down

joeyjoe69:

seeing assholes u used to be friends with like

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scythfi-writer:

raddlest:

those people that u love so much and want to talk to them all the time but u feel like ur annoying them

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Chances are that two people who reblogged this were thinking about each other

nautical-constructs:

killa-kelly:

emilet:

1los:

Bees are nature’s 3D printer

Fucking bees are the best.

Fuck yes they are.

what the actual fuck bees. why are you engineering geniuses

hiimnic:

willyoucometowakemeup:

heroesofhyrule:

flanoirbunny:

1986:

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“oh wow look at you what a cutie I’m gonna pinch ur cheeks”

1998:

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“oh HELLO when did u get so hot damn boy I mean DAMN”

2006:

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“OKAY THIS ISN’T EVEN FAIR NINTENDO STOp”

2013:

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“ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME MIYAMOTO?

WHY WOULD YOU SKIP SKYWARD SWORD LINK HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BOY

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YOU FORGOT SOMEONE

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everybodyilovedies:

"hey jerk, I got a new bird-themed buddy. and this one doesn’t need iron man to make him fly!"
"hey, dork, last time I heard, YOU sure needed iron man to fly."
"what’d you hear"
"and by ‘fly’ I mean ‘bone’"
"it was Natasha wasn’t it?
"and by ‘bone’ I mean ‘Tony Stark is sticking his dick in you’"
"i’m kicking you off the avengers"
"I’ll just form my new avengers on the west coast! except with blackjack! and hookers! in fact, forget the avengers!"

everybodyilovedies:

"hey jerk, I got a new bird-themed buddy. and this one doesn’t need iron man to make him fly!"

"hey, dork, last time I heard, YOU sure needed iron man to fly."

"what’d you hear"

"and by ‘fly’ I mean ‘bone’"

"it was Natasha wasn’t it?

"and by ‘bone’ I mean ‘Tony Stark is sticking his dick in you’"

"i’m kicking you off the avengers"

"I’ll just form my new avengers on the west coast! except with blackjack! and hookers! in fact, forget the avengers!"