aw there’s a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom!
I’m sure she is getting all choked up
It’s such big news it must be hard to swallow!
Such a big surprise , might not be able to wrap her head around it
sucks that this happens in a lousy public bathroom. let’s not blow it out of proportions.
That girl is sucking a penis.
woA H now let’s not jump to conclusions
this is my fuckign favourite i cannot pu t it into words poor ian
Red Pants Monday ~ I unexpectedly stumbled upon some Red Pants in the wild!
Wild red pants! That’s how we like them.
it ok to not be ready
Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready.
Captain America + technology + compromising position = Tony Stark’s wildest fantasies come to fruition??
/things I need to write.gif
this is tony’s secret. he lets Steve get into his tech bc it’s all part of his master plan.
lmao i swear japan has the greatest game shows
WAS THAT PLUNGER WORTH IT
DID SHE DIE I DONT UNDERSTAND OH MY GOD
WHAT THE FUCK JAPAN
DERO! This was the best show when I was living in Japan. There was also a level where the room filled with water and they had to solve the puzzles before they DROWNED.
me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital
[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]