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dwarfracistpartykingthranduil:

elvenkingthrandy:

thranduilfics:

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*yells* PUT YOUR FUCKIGN LEG DOWN I CANT

*dead on the ground*

voaga:

devils-can-afford-gucci:

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So yeah, check them out!

these disney costumes are FUCKING INCREDIBLE too bad im broke as fuck tho

MOSTOF THE WOMEN’S CUSTUMES ARE NON-SLUTTY! 

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?

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moistchunkyslurp:

*a pair of black socks on Ebay*

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ask-lovifreakingvargas:

Does this even count?